ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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