I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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