I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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