It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
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