Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
