windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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