so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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