She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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