dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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