She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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