i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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