Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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