We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
We have started to decorate penises.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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