Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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