we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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