OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
