Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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