eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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