In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
too bad you live with your parents still
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Randomize
