My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
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