It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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