the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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