It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize