Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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