he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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