just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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