We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize