Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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