I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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