Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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