I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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