For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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