Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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