Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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