garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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