fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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