I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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