therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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