i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I want a musical about memes.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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