I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize