she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
You left your underwear on the fireplace
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
We need to get me chipped asap
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