Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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