He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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