I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
