You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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