I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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