id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
home. puking in laundry basket.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
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