How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
there is puke in my bra ... again
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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