I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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