Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Randomize
