I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
We are two peas in an std pod
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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