Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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