She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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