Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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