Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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