You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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