I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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